Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Journal #38 Valentines Day

valentines Day is a magical holiday filled with love and togetherness, but its history is a but of a mystery for many people. Most people think Valentines Day was created for love. However, it was not. This is the real story of Valentines Day and its creation.

Once upon a time there was a boy named Jace Vaninger and he was a legend. He was not afraid to be a hero and to him, most things were too easy. He liked a challenge. Anyway, the important thing is that he was a legend and again, he was not afraid to be a hero. Jace had a friend named Matthew tomaw and they were the best of homies. They destroyed everyone on the basketball court and when they entered three on three tournaments they didn't have a third man because they were too good. Jace was especially great and dropping three point shots, which the ladies loved him for. During one tournament, in the first round, Jace shot a half court shot and swished it. The referee blew his whistle and declared the game over, and matthew and also declared us the winners of te tournament.

The two heroes were eating lunch one day, wonderfully prepared by Matthew's mother Joyce Tomaw, who had a knack for creating miracles in the kitchen when Jace had an idea. He was tired of all the women that kept texting him and asking for rides in his '97 Chevy Malibu. I know this sounds crazy but Jace was getting tired of the constant bothering given to him by the women. He decided enough was enough when the lunch ladies got involved too... Back to the point, Jace's idea was that he would go for the girl he like the most and all the others would leave him alone. Simple in concept, yet elaborate in the details. It was a brilliant plan. So Jace walked up to the girl he liked and said, "I could sweet talk you and try and impress you, but why waste the time? we both know how this is going to end." She agreed that that was a great way to save time. I think it was the tuxedo I was wearing that helped win her over. In honor of my accomplishment they named that day, February 14, Jace Vaninger is not afraid to be a hero day. I changed it to Valentines day instead because Im not a braggart and I have enough accomplishments so I don't need a day specifically named after me. The end.

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